Ed Williams
Drinking 101
Lyrics
Drinking 101

I had a bad start off a broke heart
‘Cause it really took me down hard
So I taught myself to drink
Just to forget she done me wrong

I took a long fall and a short crawl
Through a whisky drinking cure-all
Now I head the class on sour mash
At Drinking 101

Hand me that bottle and I’ll help you pass the test
Hand me that bottle you’ll be learning from the best
Hand me that bottle and I’ll show you how it’s done
When her memory is gone
You’ve just passed Drinking 101

Well it knew it was coming
Like a distant thunder rumbling
She was staying out much later
And not saying where she’d gone

And when I found that gold cufflink
That’s the night I took my first drink
I became the best - I aced my test
At Drinking 101

Chorus

We’ll my schooling was over
When I drank myself back sober
And I learned there ain’t no woman
Worth the drinking that I done

It was a damn fool education
To get a full degree in wasted
It’s the class that you don’t wanna pass
That’s Drinking 101

Chorus

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ã2007 Ed Williams
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Ed Williams
Music Credits: Ed Williams
Producer Credits: Larry Beaird
Publisher Credits: EJW Music Co.
Performance Credits: Beaird Music Group - Ron Wallace vocal
Metadata
Song Length: 3:24
Primary Genre: Country-Rock
Secondary Genre: Country-Boogie